The door to Kesley Richmond's third floor apartment burst in. No knock.

"Overflow," her downstairs neighbor announced, storming her threshold. "My ceiling just sprung a waterfall. A blue waterfall," Andrew Chandler added pointedly.

Plunger in hand, he headed for her bathroom down the hall.

A rebel, a renegade, a radical free thinker, Drew rarely, if ever, observed polite niceties, a knock before entering her private space only one of the many customs he totally ignored. When she thought about it, and she did all the time, Kesley couldn’t put her finger on a single social convention he observed.

She, on the other hand, was a slave to convention. For example, every month she religiously plunked a blue tablet in her toilet tank—a major bone of contention between them, far surpassing the battle of the sexes over the correct protocol for the positioning of the toilet seat when not in use. Naturally, as a female, she strictly adhered to the seat-down imperative. Drew ascribed to the seat-up, male prerogative.

In the bathroom politic, they held to strict party lines.

As to the custom of blue tablets — well, Drew simply didn't understand their importance in the grand scheme of things. In his nonconformist view of the world, he missed the whole big picture.

"Kes, sweetheart, prettying up the toilet bowl is a waste of time."

Lip service. Only last week, when the water flushed clear right before her company was due to arrive, he changed his tune quick enough. Fresh out of tablets and facing the looming prospect of naked toilet bowlitis in front of her snooty sorority sisters, she panicked. After she yelled the situation down to Drew on the second floor, he raced to the store for her. Without her having to ask! He didn't return with a single box of blue tablets either. Oh, no, not Drew. He never did things in half-measures. He bought a whole year's supply. Just for her. Just so she wouldn't needlessly suffer the embarrassment of an ugly toilet bowl for the next twelve months. And the blue tablets weren't even on sale! Not only that, while she delayed her college friends from…ahem…powdering their noses, Drew crept up the back stairs and dropped one of those "waste of time" tablets in the tank before anyone knew the difference. Afterwards, when she thanked him for his thoughtfulness, he shrugged off the good deed as though it meant nothing, saying he'd only bought "the damn blue urinal cakes" so he wouldn't have to listen to her go on and on about her shortcomings when she had no shortcomings... or words to that effect.

She did tend to obsess at times.

But her somewhat neurotic preoccupation with minute details wasn't the real reason Drew came to her rescue. The real reason he came to her rescue was…


She blanked. Completely ran dry on ideas. Unusual. When it came to human motivation, she never drew blanks.

Frowning, Kesley cocked her head to the side, twirled a lank piece of hair around a finger, and considered Drew's hidden agenda.

She had it!

Drew was still in the closet about those blue tablets. Hate them? Ha! Actually, he loved them. Poor self-deluded guy. When would Drew get in touch with his inner self?

She still had hope for him. Someday, with a little prompting, she knew he’d admit to his love. And Drew was the type of person who, once outed, would never return to his old ways.

That resolved, Kesley jumped up from her desk and hotfooted after him down the hall. "Sorry about the flood," she called at his wide shoulders. "Can I help?"

"That's okay, sweetheart. No big. I can handle this alone."

"Mind if I watch? I could use a break."

Understatement. Before Drew's arrival, she'd been pouring over the sketchy case history of the newest troubled teen to arrive at The Shelter, the non-profit agency where she worked as a social worker. The few details contained within the report were grim and all too familiar. God, what she wouldn't give for a laugh.

The irreverent Drew was always good for a chuckle. Say what she would for his devil-may-care attitude towards life, the man did wonders for lightening her mood.

Drew hiked his stylish gray pleated dress pants to the knee. "You wanna watch? Watch away. I don't mind voyeurs."

Her downstairs neighbor did display certain exhibitionistic tendencies. However, as much as she needed an infusion of comedy, he offered nothing to laugh about here. She lusted after men with good-looking legs, and Drew's muscled calves made her salivate, not chuckle.

Correction. More than his good-looking legs made her salivate. Everything about Drew was drool-worthy. Tall, even with his chronic slouch. Athletic, though he never appeared to tax himself. And blond, without the enhancement of any hair products. Drew was by far the most naturally attractive man she'd ever seen. When they first met, his male beauty had bowled her over, just about left her speechless. This in a woman who prided herself on her effective communication skills.

Ten years later, Drew's male good looks still bowled her over. Fortunately, she'd long since recovered her ability to speak in his presence, especially about really important issues.

"New shoes?" she asked as he kicked off his loafers.

"Naw. I've had these a while. I like 'em because they don't need tying. Just slip 'em off and on. You know me, Kes, I never do anything extra if I don't have to."

Those extras included the wearing of underwear and socks. Drew never bothered with those either. The lack of socks she'd already visually confirmed to her satisfaction. His going commando—well, that was what he said, anyway.

“Geez, sweetheart,” he shot over his shoulder as he waded barefoot across her flooded tile floor, “haven’t you read the signs posted in little girls’ rooms about the proper disposal of them there things? Flushing ‘em clogs up the works.”

“Wrong time of the month, pal. So, them there things are not causing the overflow. And I never flush ‘em,” Kesley said, not only defending herself but all of womanhood against the arrogance of male plumbing superiority.

She darted Drew a suspicious look. "And how do you know what's posted inside ladies’ restrooms?"

"Direct observation." Drew rolled up his shirtsleeves and got down to the business at hand, namely unplugging the lazy toilet trap.

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